No dodgeball in school

You might argue that this topic should not be grouped in "sports 101", to those of you with those thoughts, have obviously never played this majestic game. Bringing on my next point. Rumor has it dodgeball is no longer played in a majority of schools across this fine country. This is a huge injustice to our children. Where else are they going to learn how to differentiate between the weaker competition, and those who should be on their team. What other sport can effectively Mold these young minds to embrace chaos, and team up to destroy the inadequate, and dominate the nerds . For those of you that disagree, you only do so for 2 reasons:

1. You were a weak nerd.
2. Your child is a weak nerd.

For this, I am sorry.

Don't get excited, my apology is short lived. Dodgeball is a test of will, and will shape you in preparation for the rest of your life. So don't be a nerd. Hit the gym, lift some weights, and play sports. Don't huddle up in the corner and let life nail you in the balls. Dodge life, catch life, and throw life. And for gods sake, let the kids play dodgeball.